i find it weird that people still have the time to spread rumors.. You ain’t 15 no more GROW THE F UP i’m so grateful that allah has put me on a different path, i think i would of turned out HORRIBLE and BITTER. With revenge on my mind
Stop chasing me, cause whenever you get close I’ll win everytime.– Michael J. Scofield (via pprisonbreak)
IT’S MY BIRTHDAYYYYYYYY I’M 20 … 20 ….20 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Me: BYE HOOYO IM GOING OUT
Mom: Nayaa...kaaley, kaaley, kaaley.
Mom: ska saar jaackirka
Me: why hooyo i'm in a hurry (LIES)
Me: * takes off jacket*
Mom: nayaaa maxaa u gashaneeysa wax dayiiq ah, ma children's place aa ka soo gadatay?
Me: hooyo omg it's not even tight
Mom: HA ILA MURMIN NAYAA
Me: IM SORRY OMG HOOYO
Mom: *snaps fingers* hada soo bixi, wax kale gasho, wax nafas o asturan, gabar muslimad baatahay, club miyaa tageysaa?
Mom: carrrrr *pulls on ear* gasho waxas markale
Mom: hadii aan ku arko, darkaaga oo dan salvation army baan geeynayaa, ma fahantay???!
Mom: acuudubillahi minashaydaanirajiim
princessbindi: tbh i just want to be married to some impotent millionaire who buys me things and doesn’t mind who i fuck or what i do as long as i hug him while he cries about his mom or some shit all i wanna do is gunshot gunshot gunshot cash register noise
put two celebrities in my ask and i’ll say which i...
person: i like you
i got 99 tabs open but your blog ain’t one
psyducked: such-a-retardis: catswithbenefits: why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.
twitturds: yolo: you only live online
showmeurdreams: personally i feel like romeo and juliet could have handled the situation better
Reblog if you can speak, read, or at least kinda...
the-absolute-best-gifs: FANGIRL COUNTS!
therealhamster: wisewun1: therealhamster: one time one of my best friends who was a female (and i had a crush on her) passed me a note in math class and i got really nervous and didn’t open it until after class and it said “can i borrow a pencil” and she got a 0 on the classwork that day hOW DID IT SAY CAN I BORROW A PENICL IF SHE DIDTN HAVE A PENCIL