May 2013
1 tag
i find it weird that people still have the time to spread rumors..
You ain’t 15 no more
GROW THE F UP
i’m so grateful that allah has put me on a different path, i think i would of turned out HORRIBLE and BITTER. With revenge on my mind
Stop chasing me, cause whenever you get close I’ll win everytime.
– Michael J. Scofield (via pprisonbreak)
6 tags
IT’S MY BIRTHDAYYYYYYYY
I’M 20 … 20 ….20 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Me: BYE HOOYO IM GOING OUT
Mom: Nayaa...kaaley, kaaley, kaaley.
Me: what
Mom: ska saar jaackirka
Me: why hooyo i'm in a hurry (LIES)
Mom: SAAR
Me: * takes off jacket*
Mom: nayaaa maxaa u gashaneeysa wax dayiiq ah, ma children's place aa ka soo gadatay?
Me: hooyo omg it's not even tight
Mom: HA ILA MURMIN NAYAA
Me: IM SORRY OMG HOOYO
Mom: *snaps fingers* hada soo bixi, wax kale gasho, wax nafas o asturan, gabar muslimad baatahay, club miyaa tageysaa?
Me: -_-
Mom: carrrrr *pulls on ear* gasho waxas markale
Mom: hadii aan ku arko, darkaaga oo dan salvation army baan geeynayaa, ma fahantay???!
Mom: acuudubillahi minashaydaanirajiim
princessbindi:
tbh i just want to be married to some impotent millionaire who buys me things and doesn’t mind who i fuck or what i do as long as i hug him while he cries about his mom or some shit all i wanna do is gunshot gunshot gunshot cash register noise
put two celebrities in my ask and i’ll say which i...
person: i like you
me: why
i got 99 tabs open but your blog ain’t one
9 tags
April 2013
psyducked:
such-a-retardis:
catswithbenefits:
why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me
Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.
twitturds:
yolo: you only live online
showmeurdreams:
personally i feel like romeo and juliet could have handled the situation better
Reblog if you can speak, read, or at least kinda...
the-absolute-best-gifs:
FANGIRL COUNTS!
therealhamster:
wisewun1:
therealhamster:
one time one of my best friends who was a female (and i had a crush on her) passed me a note in math class and i got really nervous and didn’t open it until after class and it said “can i borrow a pencil” and she got a 0 on the classwork that day
hOW DID IT SAY CAN I BORROW A PENICL IF SHE DIDTN HAVE A PENCIL