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me getting ready in the morning
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Stop chasing me, cause whenever you get close I’ll win everytime.
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IT’S MY BIRTHDAYYYYYYYY
I’M 20 … 20 ….20 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
1 week ago on May 13, 2013 at 08:34am
- Me: BYE HOOYO IM GOING OUT
- Mom: Nayaa...kaaley, kaaley, kaaley.
- Me: what
- Mom: ska saar jaackirka
- Me: why hooyo i'm in a hurry (LIES)
- Mom: SAAR
- Me: * takes off jacket*
- Mom: nayaaa maxaa u gashaneeysa wax dayiiq ah, ma children's place aa ka soo gadatay?
- Me: hooyo omg it's not even tight
- Mom: HA ILA MURMIN NAYAA
- Me: IM SORRY OMG HOOYO
- Mom: *snaps fingers* hada soo bixi, wax kale gasho, wax nafas o asturan, gabar muslimad baatahay, club miyaa tageysaa?
- Me: -_-
- Mom: carrrrr *pulls on ear* gasho waxas markale
- Mom: hadii aan ku arko, darkaaga oo dan salvation army baan geeynayaa, ma fahantay???!
- Mom: acuudubillahi minashaydaanirajiim
PANDA POO
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Playing God…
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tbh i just want to be married to some impotent millionaire who buys me things and doesn’t mind who i fuck or what i do as long as i hug him while he cries about his mom or some shit all i wanna do is gunshot gunshot gunshot cash register noise
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