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ijessicalanglois:

 me getting ready in the morning 

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Stop chasing me, cause whenever you get close I’ll win everytime.

Michael J. Scofield (via pprisonbreak)

IT’S MY BIRTHDAYYYYYYYY 

I’M 20 … 20 ….20 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • Me: BYE HOOYO IM GOING OUT
  • Mom: Nayaa...kaaley, kaaley, kaaley.
  • Me: what
  • Mom: ska saar jaackirka
  • Me: why hooyo i'm in a hurry (LIES)
  • Mom: SAAR
  • Me: * takes off jacket*
  • Mom: nayaaa maxaa u gashaneeysa wax dayiiq ah, ma children's place aa ka soo gadatay?
  • Me: hooyo omg it's not even tight
  • Mom: HA ILA MURMIN NAYAA
  • Me: IM SORRY OMG HOOYO
  • Mom: *snaps fingers* hada soo bixi, wax kale gasho, wax nafas o asturan, gabar muslimad baatahay, club miyaa tageysaa?
  • Me: -_-
  • Mom: carrrrr *pulls on ear* gasho waxas markale
  • Mom: hadii aan ku arko, darkaaga oo dan salvation army baan geeynayaa, ma fahantay???!
  • Mom: acuudubillahi minashaydaanirajiim

cherry-and-also-bomb:

PANDA POO

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rockerpunkthb:

Playing God…

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skinswow:

follow me for more skins!

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princessbindi:

tbh i just want to be married to some impotent millionaire who buys me things and doesn’t mind who i fuck or what i do as long as i hug him while he cries about his mom or some shit all i wanna do is gunshot gunshot gunshot cash register noise

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phuckindope:

Word

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